What is the big deal with Henrik Rummel and his boner?

Okay, I’m gonna admit that I am a little late to the party on this one, but I saw this story spring into life (if you’ll excuse the pun) once again in the last couple of days and it’s made me a little angry.

In case you missed it, Henrik Rummel – US Olympic rowing team member – was captured with a boner when on the podium. Apparently it caused the world to turn into giggling school children.

It even led to the poor guy having to make a statement denying that he had a boner. I’m sorry Henrik Rummel, but that is rather clearly a boner right there, and you shouldn’t feel the need to try and play it down to please a loud bunch of retards around the world who are more interested in that than the sporting achievement.

Did IQ’s just drop sharply around the world? Have media bullshit artists lost all credibility to such a degree that they need to point and giggle at a boner? Is the world media now being run by a pimply faced twelve year old boy?

The problem here is not that the guy popped a boner (something any man can state categorically happens all the time and for no apparent reason whatsoever). The problem is that it seems to be such a problem. In a world where news broadcasters regularly show death and destruction as though it’s entertainment, and the sight of a bloodied corpse is displayed for all the world to see, seeing a guy with a boner, a natural and simple thing no more noteworthy than someone pointing a finger in the air, is worthy of censorship, or giggling, or mass discussion about being “appropriate”.

After seeing all the bullshit about this I really felt like a grown up supervising a bunch of children. It’s depressing that something involuntary like this is reason to embarrass and attack a young man, enough to force him to make a statement about it!

So, my message to the world – GROW THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE CHILDREN!

And my message to Henrik Rummel – stop making excuses for the pathetic brain-dead creatures infesting this planet and be proud of what you achieve. Boners and all! 😉

Why do we care that Henrik Rummel had a boner?

One Reply to “What is the big deal with Henrik Rummel and his boner?”

  1. spot on with everything you said. these are people who think violence daily is perfectly fine but the sight of a body part or even the suggestion of one is something so offensive they lose their collective shit over it. depressing.

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